July 2009
29 posts
“We mixed gunpowder with Raleigh’s tobacco. Let us watch …. from over...”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“You’ve won the “Who gets to pay for the Queen’s Dinner?”...”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“We commanded Dr. Dee to calculate the value of Pi last week. In a fortnight we...”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“In the case of our Master of the Horse, “of” is an abbreviation for...”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“‘Tis Christmas! Decorate the severed traitor’s heads with tinsel!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“More wood on the fire! We could cut glass with England’s nipples!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“… then he gave Us a lace kerchief embroidered with “Born to...”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Walshingham knows the color of Our small clothes. “Matter of state...”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Drake likes it when We talk like a pirate.”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Be it truly necessary for the ENTIRE court to Process when we go to the privy?”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“We had something pierced - guess what?”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“If the Pope can annul a marriage, We as leader of the Anglican Church can annul...”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“We command you to go forth and mow Cornwall.”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“… then We had a tattoo upon our lower back which says “If thou canst...”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Today we shall have a Knighting! And a spanking! And a Knight spanking!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Virgin Queen”… that doesn’t count boarding school chums,...”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Lady Danvers gave Us Ipswitch for Our birthday. And we know not how to return...”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Morris dancing is not all Will Kemp can do for nine days straight!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Paint Westminster blue for the springtime!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Horseback riding does not negate the whole “Virgin Queen” thing,...”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Our cousin Spain sent Us crotchless bloomers - the old letcher!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Heresy check! Hands up who’s Cathloic!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Today - the pink merkin!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“We shall have “Stop Staring At England” tattooed on mine ankle.”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“When I lift my skirt, Burleigh will pass whiskey out his nose - he does it every...”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“England is allowed TWO mallets at croquet because England SAYS so!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“This one time at Flute Lessons…”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Lend us a Quid until Michaelmas…”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“More Pimento Loaf!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
June 2009
44 posts
“This barge is moving too slowly. Get out and push!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Our Cousin France looks almost as good in a dress as we do!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“We require talc!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“This bodice is so tight, I’ve gone down a cup size!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“We wish to go swimming! Bring the Bathing Chair and flood Ipswitch!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“A riddle: What’s small and pale and can have your limbs chopped off if she...”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Beige. We believe the ceiling should be painted beige.”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande (via David Bedno tsgeisel@yahoo.com)
“We require muffins. Run to Portsmouth and fetch some by sundown!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Pirates are hung - Privateers are Well Hung!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Today we play “Who can run the fastest in full regalia over 20 yards”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“We spy with our little eye something beginning with ‘Gauidily Dressed...”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“We had Raleigh’s ship repainted pink whilst he slept!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“A Knighthood to whoever shuts that bloody piper up!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Wine and cookies for supper? What are we, Catholic?”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Grace O’Malley showed me the mosst amazing trick that can be done with a...”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Rise, Sir Fancis Drake! Nono, kneel, Sir Francis Drake! No.. Rise, Sir Francis...”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“My other wig is blue!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“The sun is in my eyes - Burleigh, stand over there and act as a shade.”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande
“Wales? Never heard of it…”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande (via Sivney O’Toole - dan@makethevoicesstop.com)
“Look at what just arrived from France. I wonder how the buckles go…”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande (via Sivney O’Toole - dan@makethevoicesstop.com)
“England demands a lap gavotte!”
– HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande