… very ingenious. However, We must advise you that if you intend to call this “A device to simulate horseback riding”, the saddle horn goes at the front of the saddle. Not in the center. ”
When our sedan chair steps off, all porters SHALL step ON the same foot AT the same time lest they incur the wrath of an Englande whose bosom is coming unsecured! ”
Being a compilation of dyverse and various statements, epithets, aphorisms and ejeculations one would rarely hear issue from the mouth of Her Most Royal Majestie, Elizabeth Regina Gloriana, Queene of All Englande, Scotland and Ireland. God Save the Queene!
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